Don't you just hate it when, after you fart, you manage to walk through your own stink waft? Like I just did then. Not only that, I bent through it as I farted before I opened the fridge to get a decaf diet coke from the bottom shelf.
Also don't you hate it when you fart before you get in a lift but you don't leave enough of a pants osmosis window and the fucking waft only escapes its textile prison after you've entered so everyone knows its you?
I really have to stop taking the lift up one flight. I'm just asking for trouble with the amount of IBS fueled farting I do.
UPDATE: I do not believe this. About two minutes ago I powered one out the back of my Dr Evil chair, then I foolishly just leaned backwards ... straight into a lingering waft!
Is it me? Do mine just lurk around?