Tuesday, February 26, 2008

♫ ♪ ♫ All by myself ♫ ♪ ♫

When discussing the week's events with your absent partner don't be telling them about how you encountered a cat's lung sausage at 3 am because then she will demand you change the sheets.

I'm ... detecting from you e-ladies (and some lads) that I probably should have done that anyway. In my defence it was one of the hard sausages not the liquidy ones.

Anyway I agreed. And I have successfully changed the king sized doona. Yes, I know, it's most lame to brag about basic bed clothing application but you see previous attempts at doona into doona cover have resulted in much swearing and frustration. This is the first time it was half way decent. Mid way through I was like 'Could it be? Have I ... succeeded? No HM - don't jinx it.'

And then I did. True story.

2 comments:

  1. Shame on you! So... your wife knew you well enough not to assume you changed the sheets, eh?

    Got to agree with you that doona covers are a bitch to change, though :)

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  2. Heres the foolproof doona change:

    turn the doona cover inside out.

    spread the doona over the bed.

    put your hands into the doona cover til you are holding the back corners.

    through the doona cover corners, grasp onto the doona corners in front of you.

    flip.drag the rest of the doona cover over the doona and then shake like crazy (dont let go of the two matched up corners of cover and doona that you are holding.

    Easy - guraranteed.

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