I played a basic D&D game tonight. Yep, basic. As in the red books.
Anyway my character, Mr Charisma (so named for his highest attribute), was investigating the ground beneath a giant tapestry / wall carpet . This naturally enough was a monster and dropped on Mr Charisma, bearing him to the ground, wrapping him in place. It then sprouted tiny mouths and proceeded to bite and tear at his unprotected flesh.
Yes, it's true. Mr Charisma was munched ... by a rug.
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Heh heh, you said "munched".
ReplyDeleteSorry. Channeling childishness for a moment there.