Thursday, January 31, 2008

Bullet holes marred by birdshit

Bogan's Car, Australia: Area Bogan Shane Jason said today that recent deposits of bird shit on his hotted up ute have marred the symmetry and ability to suspend the sense of disbelief in regards to his lovingly applied bullet hole stickers.

'It fully looked like ganstas had shot up me ute eh?' said Shane Jason of the stickers, which when applied to a car make it appear to a casual observer that the vehicle in question has been assaulted by gunfire. 'Only the shit's on the holes so youse can tell it ain't holes.'

Shane then tail gated some careful road users before spinning his tyres at the lights in an attempt to deflect attention from the obvious tiny penis he has.

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