Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Area man's mention of sealed bin fails to elicit sex

Area man Douglas Fenbold failed in his attempt to use ownership and frequent maintenance of a bin next to his toilet as a means to win over a potential sexual conquest said a witness to the exchage.

'He was like chatting to this woman and said that his bin in his toilet had a lid and like a plastic bin liner and stuff and that if she needed to put her feminine shit in the bin then it be like no problem because of the lid and said liner,' said the witness.

'It did not work,' she added.


The smooth talking Fenbold was later heard by another person spruiking the bin's existence by declaring a woman's cycle was no obstacle to coitus because 'you know, you can just whips it straight into the bin baby, you don'ts need to sees it and then we can get funky. But with the lights off cause I don'ts need to see that.'

'It's certainly an admirable thing to have a bin located next to the toilet for safe, hygienic disposal of sanitary products,' said women's spokesperson Dr Martha Sengate. 'And indeed any single man that has such an item ready in place is to be commended for thinking enough of women to make such an arrangement. But used as a dot point in his conversational armoury of sex seeking I would say is likely a turn off rather than a turn on.'

Fenbold was also advised against whipping out a box of Libras and flicking the lid open like a pack of cigarettes when women excused themselves to go to the bathroom and offering one of his.

4 comments:

  1. Fenbold was also advised against whipping out a pack of Libras out and flicking the lid open like a pack of cigarettes when women excused themselves to go to the bathroom and offering 'one of his'.

    Brilliant

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  2. hahaha...
    This made my day Mikey.

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  3. Fuck it I had out twice and pack twice. Have edited.

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  4. Fenbold was also advised against whipping out a pack of Libras out and flicking the lid open like a pack of cigarettes when women excused themselves to go to the bathroom and offering one of his.

    Lol!!!

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