We were playing Scrabble. I was winning. Except theWife helped me play a single tile that allowed me to get 20 points. Which meant my win was tainted. TheWife shrugged and said the following;
"It's what I do. I help all those on the board with their tiles"
To which I replied "So what, are you the Jesus of Scrabble now?"
Which offended my Christian following parents greatly.
How is that offensive?
I think they were miffed because I played GIT off a triple letter and their challenge of the word failed.