Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Danoz direct

Why is it that Danoz advertise so so so many abdominal exercise machines? They all claim to be the uber machine, yet Danoz pitches them all.

Danoz direct. The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation of late night TV.

A Hitchhiker's quote is called for

The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is "a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes." An edition of the Encyclopaedia Galactica that had the good fortune to fall through a time warp from a thousand years in the future defined the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."

1 comment:

  1. So true! They're all the most fabulous ab machine ever and you can throw away your old machines because this one 'does everything'... except if anyone who has an old one probably bought it from Danoz in the first place. Heh.

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