Analytics

I finally set that analytics thing up against my Google account. As I suspected 85% of hits I get are simply misfires. According to the Keywords used thingy in Google the following stand out pearls of wisdom were sought.

• hot firemen
• abuse of women in animal
• beat somebody with a rubber hose
• bl0w jobs
• bloody ear wax
• britney spears vaginal
• calendars fireman
• children referring to himself in third person
• fine me information on crippie fishes
• fuck a sheep under no circumstances you may fuck
• hot calendar fireman
• manana I'm doing nada
• police officer sticks finger down throat drug
• movies midgets
• sexy catfight
• tarzan and jane jokes

Needless to say the average time spent here perusing the linked topics was 0:00 seconds. And who would have thought hot firemen calendars would be so popular?

Also, just how sexy is that forbidden fruit sheep that dude wants to fuck? I for one would like to know.