Me (upon seeing pamphlet and holding it up): "Hey you could ask him what happened to his hair."
Rozie the pharmacy assistant: "Um .. I wouldn't know anything about that."
HM here. Early-40s. Married. Have a cat. Canberra. Fat. Short. Balding. Have a kid in kindy. Union member. And yes, I am aware of the typo in my blog name. http://www.harrangueman.blogspot.com/