Saturday, August 04, 2007

What's the one joke you always remember when someone says 'tell a joke'?

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

















Dung!


I remember once out at the pub this drunk guy came staggering up to us and slurred 'what's black and white and ... fucking ... red and sits and ... sits in a fucking tree?'

I did not expect the answer to be 'a magpie cracking a fat'.

That is all.

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