"I once gave a heart attack to a kangaroo just by staring at it"
SNL goodness from Jimmy Fallon.
HM here. Early-40s. Married. Have a cat. Canberra. Fat. Short. Balding. Have a kid in kindy. Union member. And yes, I am aware of the typo in my blog name. http://www.harrangueman.blogspot.com/