Take it away Tom (before you got freaky and jested for peanuts on Oprah)
And while we're at it, here's Napoleon.
HM here. Early-40s. Married. Have a cat. Canberra. Fat. Short. Balding. Have a kid in kindy. Union member. And yes, I am aware of the typo in my blog name. http://www.harrangueman.blogspot.com/