Domestics are never fun. But we all have them from time to time. And they seem to spark in close confines like getting ready for events or trying to leave the house in a hurry. Well that’s been my experience. Anyway the worst domestics are the ones where you’re nude or barely dressed. Because the added layer of awkwardness is such that you immediately want to cover up and not have your partner see you.
Trouble is the underpants. Putting undies on when angry is fraught with difficulty. Especially if your centre of mass is complicated by a large gut as it puts you off balance. Trying to stomp a leg through a leg hole, then the next hole, while emotionally fraught - and pull them up properly without toppling over is a fractious exercise. Further complicating it is the fact you can accidentally saw into your testes with the elastic if you yank up too fast.
Undies. Don’t don angry.