Dick "Dead Eye" Cheney, gravely voiced neocon Vice President and puppet master, will have a 100m exclusion zone created for him in the upcoming visit to Australia to thank the country for flying its flag in the same frame as their flag in various Mid Eastern countries, a zone that will exclude all non Commonwealth legal officials.
'He's like a bloodhound for lawyers,' said an administration official. 'He can sense their presence, and his ears prick up. His eyes go all shiny and next thing you know he's reaching for a boom stick and cocking it in happy preparation of some lawyer shooting.'
The Vice President apparently learned that the ACT legal system is jammed pack full of lefties, and that the territory refused to pass anti terror legislation that seriously undermined freedoms western secular nations took for granted and, not only that, made impending legislation available to members of the public to allow them to give feedback in direct violation of everything Mr Cheney holds dear.
'Wah,' said the irate VP scamp. 'What are they, the ACLU of Oz? Got to know what we’re doing? Let me at them, let me at them.'
As a result of lawyers that seek to ensure the protection of others under the law potentially being within shootin' distance of the VP the zone has been set up, with 100 metres regarded as a reasonable amount of distance beyond the vice president's some say gift to smell out pinkos with legal ability.
When asked about this unusual security measure Australian security officials merely said they deferred to American security demands when it came to such visits.
For his own safety however Jon Stanhope, leftist Chief Minister of the most left wing government in the country, has been removed into preventative detention under control orders as US security officials said that the overwhelming stink of principles and justice that Stanhope gives off would be detected by Cheney the moment he stepped off the plane and they didn't want to have to shoot tranquilliser darts into the VP again.
'It'd be Helsinki,' all over again said a glum official.
Thursday, February 01, 2007
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Early last year, when the Commonwealth Games were on in Melbourne, I happened to be doen there for work and was "luck" to see the security entourage for Condoleza Rice. Talk about overkill. I can only imagine what things will be like for the Dick, I mean Dick Cheney
Well in her defence she would be a very high profile target for terror groups.
And a waste. She's not a neocon. She's a realist. She's one of the view voices of sanity but she has to speak very softly and very carefully to have any appreciable changes for the better.
That's my 0.02 anyway.
I'm not so sure I agree... anyone with any credibility would have distanced themselves from the whole Bush administration long ago. She might be more of a realist when it comes to reflecting on her career prospects if she were to do so, I suppose.
I thinks she's of the mind set it's better to be in the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in. Mind you she's been the key security advisor since Bush was in office so she has a chunk of the blame to carry for all of this too. I think perhaps I was being generous in my assessment.
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