Saturday, January 13, 2007

Arthritic Anus

The heat has finally hit Canberra. Last night when I tooled along to bed I noticed theWife just had the doona cover on and the AC (a micro unit that has a hose out the window) was roaring along. The room was significantly chillier than the rest of the house, which was cool (ha ha).

So I got into bed and went to sleep. Shortly after I woke in tremendous pain. My arse, all around my anal area, was throbbing with arthritic pain. Really, really bad ass pain. Not 'wrong door Dex' pain, but the muscles ached and groaned deeply within my glut.

It was horrible. It wasn't IBS-caused-constipation. But a shout out to my old bouts of arthritis from a few years back. For some reason the effect of AC leeches into my muscles on occasion causing ouchies. It happens in my hands if I am driving - or on my shoulders.

But that is the first time I have ever had arthritis in my anus. It was fucked up. All I could do was crawl into the very hot spare room after chugging pain killers and hoping for the best.

Next time, I think it's a pair of HM's pattented use of women's PJ bottoms before boodles if that AC plan is in operation (as well as turning it off and just going to much less pain causing fan blowing).

31 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:47 AM

    Aww diddims has poor widdle Mikey got a sore botty bot?

    I can think of no one more deserving of such pain and suffering, than you Mikey. Well maybe one person, but the minions of the left are so interchangeable that to see one of them in agony is to see them all in agony.
    This post has made my day!!!!

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  2. Anonymous11:46 AM

    What a weirdo. Why does he read this blog if he doesn't like you?

    Hmmm. I can see that's one situation where Goanna Lotion would _not_ be the way forward.

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  3. Well in his defence it's prob cause I commented on Bourbon Boy's blog. Which is an attack blog against Iain's attack blog against lefty which attacks Bolt's demented right wing ravings.

    It's like a daisy chain!

    Anyway, the offensive anti Iain blog can be found here.

    Ah the internet. It's Karma in action!

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  4. Hmmm. I can see that's one situation where Goanna Lotion would _not_ be the way forward.

    I have to know, what's Goanna lotion? Send me links!

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  5. Hehe Mikey I love your ability to fearlessly blog about your arse! I've never heard of anal arthritic pains, but if it's bad enough to take painkillers it's probably bad enough to start quizzing your doctor about :)

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  6. Well thank you for the link Mikey and I see that my efforts have began to reveal Iains true persona, he is a cruel and hateful person underneath all that pretense about being a serious blogger and an intellectual. I hope your arse gets better soon

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  7. I know that Iain's decision to use your candid blogging style (ineffectively) as a means to deride you is a low act. The kind of childish egocentricity we've all come to expect of him.

    Was it really necessary to give Bourbon Boy some traffic though? BB like Iain lowers the tone of any online discussion he participates in even if it is a candid discussion about bottom pain.

    It also affords Iain the opportunity to pretend that he's the victim, not the antagonist. Especially to newer members of the audience who don't know what he's been up to since late 2005.

    Much better to just delete his comments and ignore him. It's not like he makes an honest contribution anyway.

    That way you only have one pain in the arse featuring on your blog.

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  8. Was it really necessary to give Bourbon Boy some traffic though?

    Well I thought about that. But then Iain made his 'I wish furious anal pain on you and your spawn' prior to said linking. Besides, I read that blog now and then - because subject matter aside - it makes me laugh and I need a good laugh. What with being fat and arse hurtey and all.

    I've only ever deleted one person's comment that wasn't mine. And as irony would have it I did it on request of Iain because someone spoofed his identity. Comedic spoofing is kewl (ie taking the piss out of someone by an outrageous obviius impression). Pretending you're that person is not.

    Otherwise he's welcome to visit if he wishes. Though somehow I doubt he will anymore.

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  9. Anonymous5:46 PM

    Mikey
    You won't get rid of me so easily :o) but how does the axiom go? The friend of my enemy is not My friend… Mmm
    But seriously if you want get all pallsy with Troll-boy that is your decision but just think on this for a minute, If my actions with regard to Jeremy Sear are so bad and worthy of disdain then how can you keep a straight face and say that some one else doing far worse than I ever did is all right? Because I can’t accept that if a particular act is wrong that it ceases to be wrong when perpetrated against me. ( I saw your indignant denouncing of Landeryou at Jeremy’s blog and troll-boy is somewhat worse than Landeryou. ) So you are either for decent behavior in the blogosphere or you are a hypocrite who thinks anything goes if the target is a conservative… But leave the lefties alone.

    Oh and try “deep heat” on your botty bot….. :p)


    Bruce
    you don’t give up beating the same drum do you? Never got over being (rightfully) mocked for your rather verbose style have you?

    It also affords Iain the opportunity to pretend that he's the victim, not the antagonist. Especially to newer members of the audience who don't know what he's been up to since late 2005.

    You know I have tried to move on to greener pastures blog about other things but The likes of your mate Troll boy have decided that it is his mission in life to try to harass me enough that I will give up blogging, on the pretext that it is retribution for revealing Jeremy’s not so secret identity. Now his harassment has been constant even when I have archived all of the stuff relating to Jeremy (available to the public once again in my archive ) so You (or anybody else for that matter) should not be surprised when I have a go at his supporters and as I see it posting positive comments at his blog or linking to it makes some one a supporter in my book.

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  11. Hally you really are deluded, you havent "moved on to greener pastures" at all, every time some other blogger has a go at Sear you still chime in with your usual crap. You are obsessed dude and the first step in your rehabilitation should be to admit you have got a problem. You have also tried just about every bit of abuse on me (e.g. I am gay, I was sexually abused, I am disliked by my family, I am a geek, I eat too much pizza) and you tell Mikey that you are happy he is suffering and in pain..... yet you reckon I am doing "far worse" than you ever did?? I will blog about you for as long as you continue to live in fantasy land so get used to the fact, and if Mikey or anyone else wants to post on my blog that is there call not yours.

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  12. and straight after I post that comment I look at Iains blog and what do I see...... a post about Jeremy Sear. As if to prove my point about Iains obsession.

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  13. iain, you have got to get that sand out of your vagina.

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  14. Bear in mind Gam, it's a very sandy vagina.

    Hmmm, what he needs is a good hard blonde beer to really get the grittiness out.

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  15. Anonymous9:07 PM

    Troll Boy
    As I said before troll boy I tried to ignore Sear and you lot after he published my address in one of his blogs but you refused to leave me alone even then. So of late I have been taking some small satisfaction at his woes and In any case I told him that I would call of all truces if you or Bridgit continued to harass me, on his behalf. Bridgit has been as good as her word but you, the malicious little scum bag that you are, Just refuse to leave me alone and your stated aim is to drive me out of the blogosphere. I am going to continue blogging so get used to it. Being the stupid little boy that you are you don’t even realise that nobody takes you seriously at all . Your problem is however that now you have published the name of the road I live on that you have as the say "shot your wad" nothing else that you can say in your putrid blog can be worse than that. And as for you photo shop efforts well they are so juvenile that they just destroy the credibility of any other criticisms of me that you write. So what have I got to loose by ignoring your bluff and bluster? Nothing at all.

    So once again your stupidity and malice recorded in my FWC blog will be open to all and sundry They can read about your repressed homosexuality, the abuse you suffered as a child,You bad eating habits , its all there and it all truthfully told.
    Evidence you say? since when have you ever worried about that as you invented malicious lies about me? So I apply the same level of veracity to my exposures of your personal peccadillo's.

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  18. Sorry - that was me. Twice now I blogged responses that went against my creed of trying not to respond when Iain comes here. And I have deleted them both times. I do find it ironic that someone who wished me ill is still bothering to come here to wage battle against someone else, but that's the internet/blogland for you.

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  19. Yeah sorry for bringing him to your blog Mikey, I know the blog world looks like a cleaner happier place when you cant see Iain in it.

    Iain, invent your lies about me as much as you want, I dont give a furry turd, I am not rattled by things that people make up about me, I only get rattled when they point out the truth. Which is probably why you get so cut up about what appears at Hallwatch.

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  20. Not your fault BB. It's my fault it seems for daring to comment on a blog that's critical of Iain.

    I tell you what. Whenever my arse really hurts I will think of him...

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  21. Anonymous11:25 PM

    What an awful thing to say about a person's pain. Do you really get enjoyment out of it? I should hope not. To be frank I have found Mikey to be a really nice man. I cannot for the life of me understand why you continue to attack him in this way.

    As for the bottom pain. Sounds like a pain in the arse (sorry I couldn't help myself and I hope it at least made you smile). On a serious note. See the doctor.

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  22. Not another prostate exam!.

    (shudders)

    Ah don't worry about Iain. He's just "venting". He's mad cause I commented on a blog set up to make fun of him and the various wacky things he thinks, plus I decided to blog roll it. I can see that. It must be very frustrating having things like this happen.

    Apart from Mr Lefty he's the only other person I know who has had an attack site set up against him...

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  23. Anonymous12:49 AM

    Right. Yes. I was of the understanding that some such sight existed.

    What a weird little world the blogging world has become.

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  24. Anonymous12:50 AM

    *site*

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  25. Anonymous8:24 AM

    Apart from Mr Lefty he's the only other person I know who has had an attack site set up against him...

    Seven at last count Mikey not one, eight if I add you to the list :o) Still waiting for your answer to this though: If my actions with regard to Jeremy Sear are so bad and worthy of disdain then how can you keep a straight face and say that some one else doing far worse than I ever did is all right? Because I can’t accept that if a particular act is wrong that it ceases to be wrong when perpetrated against me. ( I saw your indignant denouncing of Landeryou at Jeremy’s blog and troll-boy is somewhat worse than Landeryou. ) So you are either for decent behavior in the blogosphere or you are a hypocrite who thinks anything goes if the target is a conservative… But leave the lefties alone.
    You claim to be such a man of principle but such principles seem to be so very malleable...

    Miss P
    I don't actually have any great ill will against Mikey who is, as you suggest not such a bad guy. But when you write a piece at your blog like this one it is usually to garner words of sympathy , and strangely I don't feel so sympathetic towards anyone who supports a site that implies, or that makes claims that I partake in the hobbies of bestiality and buggery, I read your piece about the university campaign against your self and I suggest that you would feel the same in my shoes.



    Troll-boy I feel the same about your putrid blog as I do about the contents of my infant Son's Nappies; indifferent, the contents of both are so very similar.

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  26. What a weird little world the blogging world has become.

    Well it is. Especially when it is populated by those who think they can wish physical pain on people, or revel in its occurance, then happily continue posting like they're not being viewed by everyone else as somewhat disturbed.

    But, like I said, that's the internet for you. I tell you what though, my long standing 'don't delete' policy is being sorely tested. Still, hopefully they will get the hint, leave, and I won't have to resort to such measures.

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  27. I just wanted to be the first (I think) to add the term 'arse-ritis' to this post!

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  28. LOL!

    'arse-titis' it is!

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  29. In any case I told him that I would call of all truces if you or Bridgit continued to harass me, on his behalf. Bridgit has been as good as her word but you, the malicious little scum bag that you are, Just refuse to leave me alone and your stated aim is to drive me out of the blogosphere.

    Bugger off Iain, I have never set out to "harass" you. You were set a no-brainer trap that you walked into; my two-post blog simply chronicled your stupidity. I took it offline because it seemed you'd given up on your crusade against people like Mr Lefty - but since Landeryou has started his own vicious little campaign you have weighed anchor and joined in. And don't give me this "oh but I have also condemned the hijacking of his blogs" routine that you've tried with others; one reasonable statement buried in a hundred barbed ones doesn't make you seem fair.

    I think Bourbon Boy is an idiot and his posting of your address and personal details, true or otherwise, are wrong - but you have brought his attentions on yourself. You tolerated 'David Tan' and his rabid abuse on your blog for a year or more, doing nothing while the rest of us tried to appeal to your better nature, so don't expect us to come to your rescue against BB ... he can keep sticking it to you for all I care.

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  30. Anonymous7:55 AM

    but since Landeryou has started his own vicious little campaign you have weighed anchor and joined in. And don't give me this "oh but I have also condemned the hijacking of his blogs" routine that you've tried with others; one reasonable statement buried in a hundred barbed ones doesn't make you seem fair.
    I have made a few of wry observations about the attacks upon Jeremy and his reaction too it both at my blog and at others as have just about everyone who knows about it. and you claim that I have"weighed anchor and joined in" As far as I'm concerned its just like talking about the "Bold and the Beautiful" a continuing soap opera. Now I know that you think that Jeremy is some kind of blogging saint but we both know he is not that.


    I just love to see you demonstrate once again the malleable morality that you have Bridgit.

    I think Bourbon Boy is an idiot and his posting of your address and personal details, true or otherwise, are wrong - but you have brought his attentions on yourself. You tolerated 'David Tan' and his rabid abuse on your blog for a year or more, doing nothing while the rest of us tried to appeal to your better nature, so don't expect us to come to your rescue against BB ... he can keep sticking it to you for all I care.
    Amusingly enough he does not quote the bold part of this sentence at his putrid blog.

    You are still harping on about David tan aren’t you? He has not commented at my blog for a long time and as far as I know he has lost all interest in Jeremy, you and all of the fellow travellers so why do you seek to use him as stick to beat me with? Just for the record I began blogging in November of 2005 that is 15 months ago David tan has not posted a comment at my blog since august if I remember correctly so your claim of “a year or more” is just a bit wrong. And don’t forget that Jeremy used the same tactic as Troll-boy he published my address in one of his blogs, which is why I decided to leave him alone and why I lost all respect for him at the same time.

    As for “don't expect us to come to your rescue against BByou have tried to appeal to his better nature in the past and he lasted about two minutes before resuming his attacks upon me. Even though I was completely ignoring Jeremy. I know that you and the other fellow travellers have no influence on Troll-boy so don’t read any of my comments as appeals for “Rescue”.

    I just love the way that he gets wound up when I make outrageous comments about him personally .I don’t know who he actually is and as long as he is anonymous I will fell free to suggest that he is any abhorrent thing that I can imagine. He is after all not a real person and you can bet London to a brick that he won’t be boasting to his friends and family about his blogging….
    In the end the fact that I have to endure his crap, even when I am blogging about other things entirely tells me that all bets are off. I told Jeremy, in an email when I called a truce, that were the attacks by yourself or troll-boy to continue then I would hold him responsible and that he would once again be fair game. Now as it turns out Andrew Landeryou is doing a very efficient job of attacking Jeremy at present and I have other fish to fry…

    But for those who visit here who want to hear the latest about Troll-boy and his pathetic life click on any of the hyperlinks embedded in this comment:o)

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  31. I just love to see you demonstrate once again the malleable morality that you have Bridgit.

    Morality is never black and white, as you rather foolishly imply. This 'you either reject BB or you support him' line doesn't sell; I don't support either of you. And considering that your first contribution to this thread rejoiced because Mikey was in pain, that you have consistently shown a willingness to expose the personal details of others, and that you tolerated and even encouraged the worst of 'David Tan' for however long it was, you are in no position to be dictating morality. Your it's-all-in-the-past-now cop-outs don't wash either; if they hadn't happened then you wouldn't have people like Janine and BB on your tail now. You are, as they say, reaping what you have sown.

    Incidentally, I don't ever recall Jeremy posting your address on any of his blogs. I think you are making that up. Or perhaps after months of self-delusion all your targets and tormentors have rolled into one in your mind. Naturally you are free to post evidence to the contrary, though I doubt you will.

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