Yesterday afternoon I changed out of my trousers and undies into my ladies PJ bottoms in order to have a restful arvo kip. Because if I sleep fully clothed it makes me feel muggy. Then my brother and his family came over to dinner.
I elected not to change. Because - why bother?
My niece, curious at my choice of ladies pants for PJ comfort asked why I was wearing ladies garments and I told her frankly it was cause I didn't want my willie hanging out a cock hole. She nodded seriously then told her mum. She was ... not angry - but not happy about the level of discussion with her 6 year old on that.
My parents were horrified. They kept making reference to it, asked if I was planning on sleeping at the table and so forth. Now as I am about to go and have dinner with some friends she asked if I was wearing PJs to there too.
You know what, just to wig her, I think I will walk out of here in PJ bottoms then change in the carport!