Yesterday afternoon I changed out of my trousers and undies into my ladies PJ bottoms in order to have a restful arvo kip. Because if I sleep fully clothed it makes me feel muggy. Then my brother and his family came over to dinner.
I elected not to change. Because - why bother?
My niece, curious at my choice of ladies pants for PJ comfort asked why I was wearing ladies garments and I told her frankly it was cause I didn't want my willie hanging out a cock hole. She nodded seriously then told her mum. She was ... not angry - but not happy about the level of discussion with her 6 year old on that.
My parents were horrified. They kept making reference to it, asked if I was planning on sleeping at the table and so forth. Now as I am about to go and have dinner with some friends she asked if I was wearing PJs to there too.
You know what, just to wig her, I think I will walk out of here in PJ bottoms then change in the carport!
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Excellent idea. In fact why not also put on some accessories just to really get them going. Then make some vague reference to your penchant for cross dressing.
ReplyDeleteThat should do the trick.
Well after walking past her enough times she finalyl whispered to my wife that 'I love him, and find him funny, but he's very bizzare'.
ReplyDeleteWhat did the ladies pants in question look like?
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