It's b-a-a-a-a-ck

Just when you thought it was safe to watch the news, warped "mother of the nation" Pauline Hanson has opened her gum flapper and let it wobble up and down in the media once more.

But isn't she a reform racist I hear you ask? After-all she's been on Australia's most colourful jumper model Darryl Sommer's Dancing/Stars show.

No, not reformed. "If you are watching this, I have been muuuuurdered" has come out with some more corkers on would be immigrants - as can be found in this SMH article located here.

Here's some choice comments.

"We're bringing in people from south Africa at the moment, there's a huge amount coming into Australia, who have diseases, they've got AIDS," Ms Hanson told AAP.

"They are of no benefit to this country whatsoever, they'll never be able to work.

"And what my main concern is, is the diseases that they're bringing in and yet no-one is saying or doing anything about it."

I know we've used Biff.gif on the show before, but I feel he needs to come out of retirement.

Biff, if you could

(knocks on head with fist cane) “HELLO FUCKWIT, PEOPLE HAVE TO PASS HEALTH TESTS TO IMMIGRATE INTO AUSTRALIA”.

Personally I think what has happened in SA is fucked. And luckily their government is trying to do their best – though hampered by systemic poverty which was a result of white rule not educating blacks so they could participate in a modern economy. But we’re not taking refugees from South Africa. We’re taking them from Sudan. And if they have HIV they’re going to have a hell of a time passing the health check to come here. A basic check at DIMIA would reveal that but then rigorous looking up on websites isn’t Hanson’s strong point unless it’s Stormfront.org or something like that. By the way, it’s here. Two clicks away from the main site.

Christ on a fucking bike this woman is a moron. As Diamond Dog famously once said she represents the basest element of the white race.

But wait, there’s more Hanson goodness.

"Our governments have bent over backwards to look after them (Muslims) and their needs, and regardless of what the Australian people think," she said.

"You can't have schools not sing Christmas carols because it upsets others, you can't close swimming baths because Muslim women want to swim in private, that's not Australian.

"Surely can't we look at what's happened in other countries around the world with the increase in Muslims that are there......?"

The government bent over backwards eh? Surely she can’t be talking about the ‘Burkas are bad M’kay’ federal government. The only bending over they’re doing is when they stick it to the Australian Muslim population and their back has arched as their cock has plumed max depth into their thouraghly distended arsehole.

As for Christmas Carols, news flash Hanson, most Australians are NOT practicing Christians. If my fucking kids are not Christians then they don’t have to fucking sing Christmas fucking Carols. That’s called forcing your religion down other people’s throats.

Besides, I’d hardly consider you a Christian. If your broken strine voiced arse ends up at the Pearlies, Peter’s going to shake his head and hit that comedically large lever and a trap door will open under your bigoted feet and you will plummet into the depths of hell. Love one another as I have loved you is pretty big in the ethos you dopey fucking bint, and screaming ‘swamped by Asians’ and ‘Muslims go home’ is not going to endear you to the Holy Trinity. And if for some reason the big three upstairs elect to go with a Idol style panel you ain’t getting a vote from a single one of them.

Heaven says No ... (cough)

And what countries pray tell is she wanking on about with the increase and 'Oh No'? European countries presumably. Well Pauline Muslim direct immigration to Europe has largely ceased in the past few years. And the bulk of them who live there are, get this, NATIVE BORN TO THAT COUNTRY. The reason why their parents and grand parents moved there is because A) Europe needed migrant workers for manufacturing in following the war, or because they inherited Arabic population from their occupied colonies that they handed back or B) because Muslims were escaping persecution from western backed dictatorships.

No HM, no. You’re using facts. How dare you refer to history. That’s unfair, please explain.

You know in QLD they recently held a contest for a cheap effective Cane Toad trap. The winning entry basically consisted of a large metal box with fluros in the inner lid and metal one way trap doors with easy hinges across the bottom section. The lights would attract bugs which in turn would attract cane toads, who would hop on the trapdoors and drop into the cavity below from which they could not escape. Then, the next morning, the trapper comes along, fits the box to their exhaust pipe of their car through a special nozzle and gases the fuck out of them. Simple, neat, foolproof.

I suggest we create an especially large version and instead of lights have pictures of hook nosed jews, scheming long nailed Chinese with Fu Manchu beards and mo’s, and Arabs grinning whilst holding one of those anarchist bombs with the lit fuse, interspersed with swastikas, and bumper stickers for the Citizen’s Electoral Council, not to mention pics of Old Mother Hanson wrapped in the flag, then leave it out in Ipswich CBD.

Then simply we wait …

By the way, don't you just love the fact she made $190,000 from the tax payer for her last election stint... I wonder if this is her new career? Bludging money off the tax payer like the worst TT/ACA offending dole bludger on the planet. I wonder if she will give the money back? I hardly think so.