HM here. Early-40s. Married. Have cats. Canberra. Fat. Short. Balding. Have a kid in primary school. Union member. And yes, I am aware of the typo in my blog name. http://www.harrangueman.blogspot.com/
Care to 'splain?
OK, I read your previous post now, so I don't need you to 'splain.
Hey !Where's your snake weasel?!?!?!
I'll show it to you if you really want. Just not here where everyone can see ;)
(goes behind the pub)"Oh, I see. Very nice. Very nice. Can I pat it?""Sure, you can pat it"
Don't call him "it". He prefers "Damocles".And cut your damn fingernails.