Thursday, June 29, 2006

Drunk surgeon naked on letterbox

It's from an SMH story.

Here's the intro:

The children's doctor was sitting naked on an eastern suburbs letterbox masturbating, when the two women spotted him.

They called police, who found him fully dressed at a bus station on X— Street, [X], reeking of alcohol, dazed and confused early on a Saturday morning.

Nice right? Pretty funny. Disgusted women calling the cops because X— was going the pull. Fair enough.

Later in the story it drilled down into greater detail.

Two women, X— and X—, told police they had seen him masturbating on the letterbox while looking directly at them for about five minutes, on December 10, 2005.

Let me bold the best bit.

for about five minutes 

Nice one, ladies. I wonder what they said?

'Look at him, he's wanking!'

'So he is, let's call the cops ... hello? cops? Yes there's a man wanking on a letter box. Come quickly.'

'What did they say?'

'They're coming as quick as they can.'

'Really ... how long do you think he's going to take?'

'Dunno ... let's find out.'

Seriously, ladies. If you're offended by the sight of a dude having a pull. Which is fair enough because it's not a normal thing to see. I have to ask. Why on earth are you hanging around for another five minutes?

UPDATE: It's 2018. I removed the names and the dead link. Google shouldn't be forever.

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