And the acronym is PAG. What does this stand for? I will tell you.
It stands for Poo After Glow
Left: Father Pio, clearly in the midst of a special PAG moment.
Yes, PAG, that feeling you get post defecation when you manage to lay a cable that could strangle the gods themselves, and your voided bowels contract for once with pleasure instead of pain.
As an IBS inflicted fat man with hair from nape of neck to the stump of my spine, it is rare to be able to encounter a PAG like state. For me, today, I accomplished it. And in the process my giving birth out the bear canal, I have hopefully also given birth to an acronym you will in time embrace to your chest.
Yes, PAG. You know your day starts right when you've bagged yourself a PAG.