As you know I loves to discuss the toilet. Probably because I spend so much time in them trying to do something for me that is difficult that babies can do without mental command.
And some old people.
Anwyay, cruising into the toy-toy I didst spy beneath the shell urinals a large patch of urine. Right in primo shoe stepping space. Needless to say I stepped over it and went to the clean one. Then in came a co-worker stomping right through it and proceeded to go without realising - in a manner of speaking - his footwear already had.
Should I have cleaned it up? Called for a cleaner to do it? Left a post it 'WATCH OUT - URINE ABOUT' on the door?
I decided not to do anything and as nature would have it, many feet had absorbed it away.
I felt bad for a few seconds but then I guess at the end of the day, it probably goes in the 'what they don't know won't hurt them' basket.
I've heard some ladies use talc powder and leave it on the seats. That true ladies?
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Use talc powder for what? I guess that's your answer!
ReplyDeleteI did read something once about talc powder vastly increasing the risk of ovarian cancer in women who use it on their genital area... I always thought that weirdo feminine 'hygiene' beliefs (and, of course, the associated products on sale) were the domain of americans. I could be wrong...
No, it's true. The weirder the better -- and of course, it's not just the ladies who use them! The other day I was using some Ovumax when my cousin came over. He had made a big mess and needed something to mop it up with. Well, I was fresh out of paper towels but I had a few Tamparellas handy, which he took off with. And then, not even an hour ago I was getting stumped on some Sudoku so I pulled out the Labiatricon for some help.
ReplyDeleteSarah: Modern american society would i work without those products you call "weirdo."
Apparently I haven't had my daily dose of Summer's Eve today: should have read "... society would not work ..."
ReplyDeleteTamparellas ?
ReplyDeleteDo they go in cocktail glasses?
I believe the talc is for the scenting of the woo hoo.
During the anthrax scares of 2001 and 2002 my wife was forced to stay in a room for several hours after such was found just in case.
Yeah, cause the terrorist snuck in and spread anthrax on a toilet seat...
You make it sound as if the talc was in fact found on your wife's, how you say, "woo hoo". I hope she's not reading this.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, the wife was not using Talc. A co-worker found it. The fuckwit safety officer then gathered up all the women that had been in the toilet recently and put them back in the bathroom. With the powder.
ReplyDeleteHoly moly, we have some turd brains in government