I gotta just share these. As you know I have a colleague I fondly call BW. Solely to screen her name from the world and, since you know not my true life identity, I can say this without fear of libel.
Microwaves. Apparently according to BW Microwaves - they be smelly if left closed. She ran into the kitchenette recently, breathless, to announce she'd done a lap of the floor opening every microwave to purge their odours.
'Why don't they leave them open all the time?' she demanded.
So I tells her. 'Well A) people can run into the door if they don't expect it open and B) there's a large light in there merrily burning away for no reason'
She stood there blinking stupidly unable to comprehend my big forehead logic.
In our now infamous kitchenette we have a boiling hot water tap. It apparently spits out water at around 85 degrees centigrade. BW likes to boil her water in a kettle - to the full 100 thanks - the kettle being less than a foot from the boiling tap. I mean for f_cks sake, does 15 degrees make a f_cking difference? Apparently.
Ooo, this is my favourite. Recently in Oz our navy had cause to fire a shot across the bow of an Indon ship fishing illegally in our waters. Oh what pray tell did BW have to say?
'I think that when they come over in their canoes we should shoot them and send a message not to steal our fish.'
Nazi final solution solutions aside to our territorial waters, I have to ask what does she expect when our northern population is like 300k on a good day, across 3000 km of coastline, and there's 200 million people living on the poverty line a fishing vessel trip down south? Sorry Australia, please you have all that fish. My starving children will be content with rice. Ok - sure that's an exaggeration. Most of them are here with a profit motive. But still, I think the main point is she's insane.
All I can say is she better have lots of bullets. Oh, and that would be a violation of human rights to shoot them out of hand.
Stupid pig ignorant right wing racist bint.