Thursday, November 10, 2005

Harrangueman's Yes/No Top Ten

Too often people skirt around their beliefs, not wanting people know how they feel about something because it can lead too trouble. And too often you know something about someone after they are in your social circle and it's too late to get snitty and walk away.

Now is you chance to know about Harrangueman and where he stands.

Are you pro-choice on Abortion? Yes

Are you against the death penalty? Yes

Do you vote for the right side of politics? No

Do you believe that homosexuality is a moral crime? No

Do you believe that some cultures are obviously superior to others? No

Do you believe some aspects of cultures are disquieting and are wrong? Yes

Have you ever secretly thought a retarded or mentally deranged person was amusing to you? Sigh…yes

Do you have things that you do in secret that no one knows about that if they knew they would think less of you? Yes

Do you suffer from crippling pangs of regret on a frequent basis? Yes

Have you ever masticated in public? Yes

So, there you have it. Ten things about Harrangueman that may make you, the viewer, question their willingness to read here and comment.

Oh – if you want – have a crack at it yourself.

Are you pro-choice on Abortion?
Are you against the death penalty?
Do you vote for the right side of politics?
Do you believe that homosexuality is a moral crime?
Do you believe that some cultures are obviously superior to others?
Do you believe some aspects of cultures are disquieting and are wrong?
Have you ever secretly thought a retarded or mentally deranged person was amusing to you?
Do you have things that you do in secret that no one knows about that if they knew they would think less of you?
Do you suffer from crippling pangs of regret on a frequent basis?
Have you ever masticated in public?

5 comments:

  1. Here is the official T.Horror line:

    1. Are you pro-choice on Abortion?
    Absolutely. Yes.

    2. Are you against the death penalty?
    Yes. If we have to kill someone it means society has failed.

    3. Do you vote for the right side of politics?
    No. I presume you mean "Right" as in "Conservative", not "Correct" - otherwise the answer would be yes!

    4. Do you believe that homosexuality is a moral crime?
    Nope.

    5. Do you believe that some cultures are obviously superior to others?
    Yes. Culture implies behaviour, and I believe that some behaviours are inherently better than others. Things like open-mindedness, tolerance, compassion. Whilst individuals from any culture can display these things, a culture that overall supports this I think is superior to others.

    6. Do you believe some aspects of cultures are disquieting and are wrong?
    Yes. See above.

    7. Have you ever secretly thought a retarded or mentally deranged person was amusing to you?
    No. Scarey, or to be pitied, yes, but not amusing.

    8. Do you have things that you do in secret that no one knows about that if they knew they would think less of you?
    Yes. Well, I think they would think less of me, that's why I keep these things secret!

    9. Do you suffer from crippling pangs of regret on a frequent basis?
    Used to. Realise now there's no point. Can't change the past.

    10. Have you ever masticated in public?
    Oh lordy, yes!

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  2. Are you pro-choice on Abortion?
    Yes.

    Are you against the death penalty?
    Yes. It's barbaric.

    Do you vote for the right side of politics?
    I vote for the correct side, yes. (Would be almost funny if it wasn't stolen already, THorror)

    Do you believe that homosexuality is a moral crime?
    No, but I can see how it could be considered a pain in the arse.

    Do you believe that some cultures are obviously superior to others?
    Some aspects of different cultures are not so much superior as preferrable.

    Do you believe some aspects of cultures are disquieting and are wrong?
    Yes, there are many that are just absurd.

    Have you ever secretly thought a retarded or mentally deranged person was amusing to you?
    Yeah, I got no beef with Steady Eddie.

    Do you have things that you do in secret that no one knows about that if they knew they would think less of you?
    Nah, they'd be cool with it most likely. Especially if they got some of the royalties.

    Do you suffer from crippling pangs of regret on a frequent basis?
    That's brilliant, never heard them called pangs before. Briefly, but they serve no use but to remind.

    Have you ever masticated in public?
    Yes but I always swallow.

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  3. Mr. Bonewend -- that'll be 2 minutes in the penalty box for a pun that bad.

    Also, I just gotta say ditto to HarrangueMan and Bonewend, though I wouldn't classify mine as "crippling" pangs of regret ...

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  4. My responses aren't that different to anyone else's...

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  5. I suppose this is put up or shut up...

    1. Are you pro-choice on Abortion? Yes.

    2. Are you against the death penalty? Depends on the circumstances. But for our society, in the current era, I oppose the death penalty. To expand, I think that a society should discard inhumane policies which it can afford to do without.

    3. Do you vote for the right side of politics? Yes.

    4. Do you believe that homosexuality is a moral crime?

    5. Do you believe that some cultures are obviously superior to others? Yes. Also see my answer to question 6., below. To expand, I think generally that intolerant cultures are inferior to tolerant cultures, and similarly that cultures which condone or promote the harm of innocents are inferior to those that do not.

    6. Do you believe some aspects of cultures are disquieting and are wrong? Yes. I think it's safe to say that every culture has an aspect I find disquieting and/or wrong. I find the suggestion that all cultures are of equal value to be foolish.

    7. Have you ever secretly thought a retarded or mentally deranged person was amusing to you?
    Do you have things that you do in secret that no one knows about that if they knew they would think less of you?
    This is two questions, and I will supply two answers - no, and yes.

    8. Do you suffer from crippling pangs of regret on a frequent basis? No.

    9. Have you ever masticated in public? Yes. But I know what you're suggesting, you nasty person. So I'll clarify my response: I've chewed food in public.

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