Good old Shane Warne.
Not even you cricket aficionados can claim he is not a twat.
I may not enjoy cricket, but I am a proud Ozzer. Warnie on the other hand can't keep his hand of it - be it his nob, his mobile phone, or some slattern that boned him to ruin him for the Ashes (or make poo loads of cash off the Daily Mirror).
See the Mirror article here
Maybe I'm just jealous of his ability to attract women despite his obvious twatness. Ladies out there? What do you think? Is this man a sex machine? Or just sex deprived?